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Horrifying: Aspecticor Times Truck Turns Over, Millions in Sérum d’Aspect Fragrance Ruined.
Following the worldwide-celebrated announcement of Sérum d’Aspect, an Aspecticor Times truck turned over in the middle of the…
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Introducing: Sérum d’Aspect
A collaboration between The Aspecticor Times and the chemical engineers at Kraft Heinz, we are happy to announce…
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Thousands of Cases of Obscure Virus Previously Only Seen In Japanese Fish Populations Reported in Calgary
THIS WAS WRITTEN BEFORE THE MV HONDIUS HANTAVIRUS OUTBREAK WAS WIDESPREAD NATIONAL NEWS Total panic swept the room…
