Vancouver investigators in a press briefing this morning finally sent a request to the public for information on the viral Full Indie Summit disruptor.
Bluesky users early in the convention reported a “pale-skinned, red-haired” man absolutely “conked out like Sleeping Beuaty [sic]” during Strange Scaffold Creative Director Xalavier Nelson Jr’s talk. When woken up he claimed “there’s been a lot of presentations today” despite it being the first talk of the event.
Hours later following the event’s lunch break, the man was seen bursting with rage at Innersloth and Outersloth Communications Director Victoria Tran’s presentation “The Juice: Why These Games Got Signed.” The man, allegedly in tears, was yelling “I HAD juice already! I don’t WANT juice! No MORE! I want to go home!”
He was caught, following Friend Shaped Games Co-Founder Toby Murray’s talk “Acquire Brainrot: Marketing Your Game With Shorts,” trying to cut out the projector screen that had NorthernLion’s logo on it while mimicking bird calls.
When his first theft didn’t work, he stole a random attendee’s backpack that contained a laptop and camera and ran out of the Westin Bayshore event space.
The crowd yelled in shock, including an attendee named Stephen who shouted “I do NOT know that man! I have NO idea who this is!” as he exited the venue with him.
If you have any information about the man please contact the Vancouver Police Department, The Westin Bayshore, or Full Indie.