In a liability nightmare for one Toronto, Ontario high school, a stick-and-poke basketball dare challenge originating from a boarding school in British Columbia has led to nearly all of the 455 student body being tattooed with the initials of the school’s basketball prodigy.
Following 454 perfect full-court shots in a row arising from 454 separate tattoo-related bets, 454 students now have tattoos on their body.
In a student walk-out protest, grade 12 student Landon Iron lamented “This fucker’s European […] he’s got one of those fucked up ones with four middle names. He has a triple hyphenated last name!”
Stefan Björn Leroux Jäger Michael Medeiros-Milosavljevic-Abdullayeva Jr. will not receive a school suspension, as he is the only player on the school’s basketball team.