Earlier this morning, at a city hall discussion of the possible arrest or exiling of content creator “Aspecticor,” an entire auditorium of Calgarians stood up one by one to the defense of Aspecticor’s date.
“About an hour into the meeting, they started to prod at the idea of getting to Aspecticor through his date” attendee Samantha Bee (no relation) said.
Witnesses claim that a council member turned on CanuckGPT, the city’s supercomputer AI, to find details about the date.
“Female, not Filipino, has a Twitch account” the AI software rattled out of surprisingly loud speakers. It was unable to determine a name or exact identity, but it did blurt out at the end of its list “here at this very meeting.”
Soon 15 RCMP officers marched into the room demanding the individual to reveal themselves, guns in hand.
The room became quiet as the officers scanned the audience.
The attendees, almost entirely women, began standing up and shouting “I’m Aspecticor’s date!” “No, I’m his date!” “I’m the one you are looking for!” All lines straight out of a film. It was a beautiful display of solidarity for the Twitch and YouTube creator.
The council members, demotivated, let up. “The prom is now uncancelled” said Council Member Meander.
150 of the attendees are now charged with obstruction of justice and are being held in solitary confinement until trials begin in late June.