A tsunami has hit the crypto-sphere after videogamer “Aspecticor” dropped an announcement for “the first paper-based analog cryptocurrency” in a Reddit post.
“It’s 2026, crypto needs to change” said the ‘HITMAN’ pro, “that’s why we’re going analog.”
The “Most Legal Kill in Hitman” YouTuber states that the currency can be bought via a cash mail order sent to his home, and a confirmation certificate will be sent to the return address.
After a tour from the “Sublime CG” video-maker, we saw the dozens of pallets of ledgers he ordered from a boutique stationary store in Kyoto. “I have everything riding on this, I have Mercury doing night shifts at the circus to pay for this, to pay for the future.”