(EXCLUSIVE) Columbia to Produce ‘Concussion’ Remake But It’s About Queen’s University Rocket League. Smith to Return

With a script by… uh… Max Landis… woah that took a dive really quickly. I’m sorry that took me really by surprise. This is our Trans Day of Visibility article? Christ.

Well, the logline reads:

Following the rough failure of Queen’s University’s Rocket League B-Team early in the season, forensic pathologist Bennet Omalu (Smith) takes it upon himself to declare the entire team brain-dead, despite them clearly being alive.

Well that certainly looks the part of a Landis work. Sorry, everyone.