Last place-elect Aspecticor has not yet been accepted onto the leaderboards, but expert analysts have concluded that his run last night would place him roughly in dead-last on the list.
Despite going gold on many splits, it was simply not enough to beat out the times of and . When asked for comment, first-place runner and second place runner both said .
We hope Aspecticor can make a comeback next time, and only God can hope he learns how to climb ladders.