In a dramatic multi-unit siege on a Calgary dentist office just this morning, heaps of evidence were discovered in a newly burst open lab grown gum-burger scandal, the third to hit Alberta this year.
Mountains of documents, equipment, stolen gum samples, and “gum-burgers” were seized by Calgary authorities.
Police are now trying to identify recent patients, whose records were burned before the raid, to alert them of what might have happened with their stolen gum tissue.
Police claimed the criminal dentists would “numb patients so they couldn’t tell their gums were being scraped for tissue.” They also made the observation that “patients’ mouths would be numb even hours later, so the victims couldn’t articulate what may have happened to them before the memory serum got to them.” They did not elaborate on what “memory serum” was.
The Calgary Police Service released many documents following the raid, including this one found under the office’s reception table:
