Are you happy? You forced this heterosexual (I do NOT like men! I don’t! Please believe me!) patriot (I have NEVER said anything against our great eternal leader Rob Ford!) to deface his beautiful, beautiful website!
June’s my birthday month! I’m gonna have to cancel my No Loads Refused Birthday Bash (N.L.R.B.B) to grieve this forced vandalism, you bastards!
Happy pride!