Author: Cartwheel

I’ve seen a lot of people in chat and elsewhere confused on what the ‘MoonMoon Challenge’ is and asking about it, so I’ve written this little guide to make this a less daunting question to answer.

The MoonMoon Challenge’s rules are:

• Must use the Freelancer Variations mod.
• Must pick Silent Assassin prestige objectives when offered.
• You cannot kill any women, even if they are targets.
• You must pick a formal suit, none of that silly shit.
• Mini-map must be turned off. Haven’t trusted any of that malarky since Waze came around. As a police officer, it makes keeping our roads safe harder.
• You gotta follow and subscribe to all the social media links in the banner come onnnnnnn just do it already come onnnnnnnnnnnn.
• Turn off Ambrose in the Freelancer Variations json cause that shit sucks.
• Using the “Freelancer Items” Peacock plugin is punishable by 30 days in prison.
• We don’t fuck with that Collateral Explosion prestige shit.
• Every failed run you gotta earnestly respond to a porn bot’s DM.
• You have to speak in the local accent of whatever map you are playing. I don’t make the rules! Sorry!
• You have to play on Stadia.
• Oyunu Türkçe oynamalısınız.
• You are not allowed to sing, or even acknowledge the works of Steely Dan or Donald F*gen.
• You have to actually pay attention and appreciate Diana’s dialogue, asshole.

Hope this helps!

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Last place-elect Aspecticor has not yet been accepted onto the leaderboards, but expert analysts have concluded that his run last night would place him roughly in dead-last on the list.

Despite going gold on many splits, it was simply not enough to beat out the times of and . When asked for comment, first-place runner and second place runner both said .

We hope Aspecticor can make a comeback next time, and only God can hope he learns how to climb ladders.