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Aspecticor Merchandise Recalled for Trace Amounts of Fungus Zombification Disease
U.S. distributors of the livestreamer’s clothing line have announced a voluntary recall of their whole inventory sold over the past few…
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Livestreamer Linkus7 Killed for Cannabis Possession
Tragedy strikes the Hitman community after “Hitman Horse” participant Linkus7 is executed by firing squad at the behest of the Texas government.
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Trump Makes Poking Fun at French Canadians Problematic Now
To the chagrin (that’s French for “grief”) of American jokesters everywhere, the U.S. is now re-entering the era of discrimination towards other white people.
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This Day in History: The War Measures Act
We at The Aspecticor Times take the opportunity to recognize Canadian history today with the bully pulpit gifted to us.
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Aspecticor Announces Minecraft Marathon Stream
In the wake of the recently begun Kai Cenat and IShowSpeed Minecraft challenge marathon stream, where the two are to beat every Minecraft boss on the games “hardcore” permadeath difficulty, the…
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Mantras of a Monster: The “Aspecticorisms” of Aspecticor
To know your enemy you first have to study their tells. In the case of Aspecticor, he has many. Here is quick cheat sheet of Aspecticor’s most common phrases and “stims,”…
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