To know your enemy you first have to study their tells. In the case of Aspecticor, he has many. Here is quick cheat sheet of Aspecticor’s most common phrases and “stims,” whatever that means.
“Credit card vertical”
Stolen from a friend in school, this phrase likely relates to Aspecticor and his people’s lack of upwards athleticism. Remember how this phrase was stolen from someone else. You will see more stolen examples soon.
“You disingenuous so-and-so!”
Stolen from Northernlion. That was quick!
“Jerry!”
Aspecticor regularly demonstrates his support of the ‘Seinfeld’ creator.
“Is he stupid?”
Aspecticor almost always is referring to himself. Please be nicer to yourself, Aspect. It is sadder when it’s you instead of us bullying you.
“For sharks”
Replacing “sure” with “sharks” might be a hint at Aspecticor’s fursona. Yes Aspecticor there are shark furries. Sometimes they are literally furred sharks, too. The Overton window slides so much farther than you can imagine.
“Beg for your life”
Said to innocent chatters who anger him, asking them to argue for why they shouldn’t be banned. One time he said this to a chatter asking for help coming out. Sorry I don’t know why I said that no he didn’t. So sorry. Please ignore that.
“Bad Sally”
He calls things “bad Sally” sometimes. Who the fuck is Sally?
“Oh my lanta”
Aspecticor is a devout Christian and would never take the Lord’s name in vain.
“Wait a fucking tick”
Aspecticor is a devout clockmaker and his standard unit of time is in relation to clocks and other timekeeping devices.
“I can fix her”
Said right before his run is killed.
“Jasper County motherfuckers! I’m coming for you!”
He says this popular video’s phrase after quite literally any conflict or resistance.
“What’s his nuts”
Speak normally you maniac.
“Owned in the marketplace of ideas”
Googled this phrase and I think he might have stolen this from Hasan Piker, the socialist-adored livestreamer who once said “America deserved 9/11.” Nah I’m just fuckin’ with you imagine if I was one of those guys though lmao.
“Sacrebleu, Monsieur!”
I condemn the use of the French language in Aspecticor’s livestreams.
“… look like the guy who ate Aspecticor”
This odd phrase is used to describe, usually himself, getting buffer or otherwise more built, in sick twisted hypotheticals relating to exercise. Freak.
“Oh wait, you CAN’T!”
He manages to bring this quote up at literally any time. He even changes the words to make it fit in more. He has an issue.
“Buddy guy”
He often calls people notably not buddies “buddy guys.” It’s sick. Be fucking honest for once.
“Mother Father Sister Brother”
Aspecticor is a staunch advocate for the nuclear family structure.
“Speak to that”
He says this when he reads my messages sometimes and that hurts my feelings. Us chatters who type bullshit should have some god-damned respect!
“Did you see it?”
He read it in the voice didn’t he.
“Noooo, seriously? Nooooo, seriously? KQLY VAC ban-ned?”
Keep this Counter-Strike bullshit the fuck away from us, Aspecticor. This is your final warning.
“You guys wanna hear my Chinese accent?”
He says this regularly.
“Editor…”
He has not had an editor in like a year and a half. He asked an editor to delete something from a stream like a month ago. He’s gone mad.
“I’ll be going live tomorrow”
Haha good one.
“Someone commented on my video…”
Infinite YouTube Shorts engagement glitch (not patched).
Now that you’ve learned the cues, hit the 8-ball. Operation Call & Response is a go. I repeat, Operation Call & Response is a go.