We have a lot to apologize for, which includes but not limited to:
- The previous mini crossword being so hard for no reason.
- Not posting a midi crossword in a full month.
- That Graham Platner article from a month ago.
- Allowing Mounty Mole to contribute to the publication.
- Engaging in internalized biphobia.
- Replying “so he’s using hacks? isn’t that cheating?” under Aspecticor’s most recent YouTube Short to stoke rage and discourse.
- Constantly referencing Nirvanna The Band The Show’s Matt Johnson and Jay “From Hinge” McCarrol in these articles.
- Being gayer than I am straight.
- Not using Bluesky.
- Not verifying my age to use Bluesky.
- Making the TAT logo rainbow.
- Unmaking the TAT logo rainbow.
- Putting “FSLUR” in the April Fools mini crossword.
- Being too lazy to save the now-lost VODs from 2025.
- Saving VODs that will get weaponized by soon-to-be-enemy livestreamers.
- Mentioning likely soon-to-be-enemy candidates in the last article, potentially provoking them.
- Finishing all the mini crosswords 10 minutes to when I post them.
- Choosing not to publish the mini crossword Aspecticor made, that contained terribly offensive and outdated language, but was still a suppression of speech by hiding it away from the world.
This is nowhere near all of it, this is just what I was cornered about at that Aspecticor Fan Meetup in D.C. last week. Saw Mitch McConnell there, nice guy.

