Our streamer is sadly, a hooman! But in many-a-ways, he gives Golden Retriever- no- Chihuahua energy! Here’s 6 reasons why.
He’s Goes “Squirrel!” at Any Distraction!
He can barely finish a thought before starting another! LOL!
He Sulks At The Front Door When He’s Home Alone.
Adorbs! He just lays there until someone unlocks the door!
He Would Totally Eat Homework!
Just imagine you’re doing your math homework and you look away and he’s just munching on it!!! XD
He Managed to Dig Into The Neighbor’s Backyard and Maimed a 9 Year Old Boy.
Awwww!
He’s to be Euthanized Soon, for Said Mauling of the 9 Year Old Boy.
It happens!
He LOVES to Eat Scraps Under the Dinner Table!
He probably goes “nom nom nom” when there’s bits of steak fat under the table! Hehehe!