October 25, 2026

Today’s Paper



My Name is Andrew Pill Now, I’m Going to be a Pharmacist

Guest contributor Aspecticor submits an editorial piece to our inbox at 3:30 AM.

That’s right girls. I am Andrew Pill. And I will be splitting an managing distribution of all sorts of pills and medications. Adderral, Tums, the ones that make you not carsick. i love those ones . Miracle Berry. Remmber the miracle berry challenge? No more streaming!!!!!

Okay post that they’re gonna FLIP the FREAK out and think it’s real and thatt m quiting streaming.

oh also did you see that artcile i sent you. the one about the video of that boy dressed as darth vader and he turned that car on? that was hialrious!!!!