October 24, 2026

Today’s Paper

Author: Aspecticor

  • Does 007 Hold Up 128 Days Later? Yes. Yes It Does.

    Does 007 Hold Up 128 Days Later? Yes. Yes It Does.

    Aspecticor submits his review of 007 First Light’s support 4 months later.

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  • My Name is Andrew Pill Now, I’m Going to be a Pharmacist

    My Name is Andrew Pill Now, I’m Going to be a Pharmacist

    Guest contributor Aspecticor submits an editorial piece to our inbox at 3:30 AM.

    That’s right girls. I am Andrew Pill. And I will be splitting an managing distribution of all sorts of pills and medications. Adderral, Tums, the ones that make you not carsick. i love those ones . Miracle Berry. Remmber the miracle berry challenge? No more streaming!!!!!

    Okay post that they’re gonna FLIP the FREAK out and think it’s real and thatt m quiting streaming.

    oh also did you see that artcile i sent you. the one about the video of that boy dressed as darth vader and he turned that car on? that was hialrious!!!!