What is the ‘MoonMoon Challenge’ in Hitman Freelancer?

I’ve seen a lot of people in chat and elsewhere confused on what the ‘MoonMoon Challenge’ is and asking about it, so I’ve written this little guide to make this a less daunting question to answer.

The MoonMoon Challenge’s rules are:

  • Must use the Freelancer Variations mod.
  • Must pick Silent Assassin prestige objectives when offered.
  • You cannot kill any women, even if they are targets.
  • You must pick a formal suit, none of that silly shit.
  • Mini-map must be turned off. Haven’t trusted any of that malarky since Waze came around. As a police officer, it makes keeping our roads safe harder.
  • You gotta follow and subscribe to all the social media links in the banner come onnnnnnn just do it already come onnnnnnnnnnnn.
  • Turn off Ambrose in the Freelancer Variations json cause that shit sucks.
  • Using the “Freelancer Items” Peacock plugin is punishable by 30 days in prison.
  • We don’t fuck with that Collateral Explosion prestige shit.
  • Every failed run you gotta earnestly respond to a porn bot’s DM.
  • You have to speak in the local accent of whatever map you are playing. I don’t make the rules! Sorry!
  • You have to play on Stadia.
  • Oyunu Türkçe oynamalısınız.
  • You are not allowed to sing, or even acknowledge the works of Steely Dan or Donald F*gen.
  • You have to actually pay attention and appreciate Diana’s dialogue, asshole.

Hope this helps!