The Aspecticor Times, and I would assume Aspecticor due to numerous relevant private discussions he’s had with our team, recognize Pete Hegseth for all the hard work he does at the Department of War and wish him a very happy birthday!
He is perhaps the best man who was born on June 6 to ever grace America, and the world, quite frankly!
It would be amiss if we didn’t recognize the anniversary of the landings at Normandy. In a brief conversation I had with Hegseth at a liquor store this morning, he mourned the deaths of the thousands of German soldiers that day.