After yesterday’s revelation of my pure unbridled power, and Aspecticor’s ignoring of The Aspecticor Times website, I have decided to destroy Aspecticor’s personal life.
My first idea is to flood every GIF keyboard service with disparaging animated images with the “Aspecticor” tag, as it was revealed on Tuesday that Aspecticor’s offline friends discovered the ones I’ve already added.
I could also of course use my channels of this website, TAT’s social media accounts, and our sister YouTube, to propagate slanderous information calibrated to be as relevant as I can get to his real life.
“Streamer Drunkenly Attacks Virtual Caddy at Indoor Golf Facility” might be a good start. Should I tag Glizzy Golf? Maybe “Man Arrested for Impersonating Spice Shop Employee?”